In our last Installment Princess Sera was in an audience with the Mother Superior of the Nuns of Nee, who had a cunning plan and now this cunning plan to help our Princess regain her beauty will be revealed….
The Cunning plan;
Princess Sera entered the Mother Superiors private chambers, which were so private if the Mother Superior was having a bad day (Intoxicated) even she couldn’t find them. Princess Sera sat down and waited for the Mother Superior to outline her cunning plan.
The plan that was conveyed to Princess Sera was thus; the Nuns of Nee had been searching the Inter-Galactic Interweb for the answer to the meaning of life the universe and everything, which we all know was a waste of time as the answer is 42 and always has been. So the Nuns then looked for the answer in finding a way for the Princess to have her beauty restored, and the answer was 4, yes 4, Av. País Valencià, 4, 03580 Alfaz del Pi, Alicante the address of a highly recognised and respected Beauty Salon on planet Earth called Beauty Elite.
So the cunning plan was for Princess Sera to travel by star ship to Beauty Elite on planet Earth to regain her beauty.
There was a small problem however, as the Mother Superior pointed out, and that was the Princesses planet, Zecicula 5 was 1000,0000 light years from Earth but if you want the best Beauty Salon in the known universe you somehow have to make it so! This is what happened, there was only one Starship on Recicula 5 and it had been out of service for over 1000 years, when it was last launched “it went where no man had gone before” and came back looking very secondhand. However the Princess had to have her beauty returned to her so the last surviving Starship Captain was summoned his name was unpronounceable unless you had 2 cleft palettes and a hole in your head, you see he came from a planet where the inhabitants had been subject to genetic engineering, and sometimes little mistakes can happen, so we will call him “Bob”.
Bob was very excited about the prospect of going back into space and commissioned the Nuns of Nee to prepare his ship. The launch date was set, the wormhole access was booked and Princess Sera joined “Bob” on the bridge, the countdown began and blast off…………
Princess Sera looked back at her rapidly disappearing planet and immediately became homesick, but she knew she must remain brave because if she didn’t arrive at Beauty Elite she would never be able to marry her King, whom she loved dearly. Captain “Bob” steered the Starship through the first wormhole, then the next and then the ship reappeared in the Milky Way, “Bob” had done a great job (which surprised many not at least himself), he then engaged warp drive and headed for planet Earth.
As our blue planet came into view its beauty stunned Princess Sera, it was just like home, except her home was green and a sort of purple with yellow bits, but never mind, she was nearly at her destination Beauty Elite, where all her problems would be resolved………….
It was a normal busy day at Beauty Elite but that was about to change in a way no one could have imagined. Sue and Bill were chatting away to a customer when suddenly a blue mist invaded the salon, which appeared to be electrically charged and out of the mist as it cleared, glided Princess Sera. Then straight away as if nothing was untoward Bill said “have you got an appointment because we are fully booked “as he glanced at his diary pencil poised. He we are the Princess having travelled all across the galaxies and millions of light years and the Nuns of Nee had forgotten to make an appointment!
Princess Sera then connected telepathically with Sue and Bill and in an instant they new her whole story and were captivated, of course they could help her how could they turn her away? Sue guided the Princess into her treatment room and begun the process of restoring Princess Sera’s beauty her face would need a lot of work but nothing beyond the genius of Sue.
Some time later Princess Sera re-appeared in the salon walking with Sue hand in hand and everyone was aghast at her beauty; she was glowing from head to foot, which is what Zeciculains do when they are happy, and she said her goodbyes to everyone, Sue and Bill were very sad to see her leave.
The salon filled with the blue mist again and when it had cleared the Princess was gone, but not forgotten, Princess Sera would be part of the Beauty Elite family forever.
It is known that the princess returned safely to her planet and married her King and they all lived happily ever after…………
This just goes to prove that Beauty Elite is the best and most famous Beauty salon in the known Universe and whether human or alien you will always be welcome,